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Bathtub Of LifeA billion water droplets A single mass Merging as one No individual Identifiable And in the middle Of it allBathtub Of Life
A big, fat hairy man.
God’s fart A tsunami God’s floating pubes Forestry God’s bum fluff Billowing clouds
Heaven is when he doesn’t
Bother to squeeze every droplet
From his Sponge
Hell is when he leaves A small puddle in
The Soap Dish
And yet we cling to him like A million water droplets on a
Big,
fat,
hairy
man.
by ~SylverStrike
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“So,” he said, leering at me over the table, messy sandwich in hand, “how long have you been eating yogurt?” My yogurt laden spoon paused in mid air, and in the moment it took me to think, (how long had I been eating yogurt? When was my first time?) I watched oily, shredded lettuce tumble from his sandwich onto the table. The question seemed loaded.
“Oh, probably only the last couple of years; you know, like, seriously.” I said this airily, as his tone of voice had implied that this yogurt-eating habit of mine was a potential hot spot in our relationship. He said nothing, but continued to peer in
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on your special day
Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child fears no foe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
And Sunday’s child is bonny and wise in every way.
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More about the rhyme: [link]
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when all is said and done more is done than said
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Sing a song of Birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year
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I'm safe, up high, nothing can touch me
Why do i feel this party's over?
No pain, inside, you're my protection
But how do i feel this good sober?
I've got a new account, but I'm not sure whether to leave this one or not. I can't decide.
How are you?
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Walter- Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Well if you do tell me who you are
Im goooood
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I'm safe, up high, nothing can touch me
Why do i feel this party's over?
No pain, inside, you're my protection
But how do i feel this good sober?
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"Lay down this book and reflect for five minutes on the fact that all the great religions were first preached, and long practiced, in a world without chloroform."--C.S. Lewis
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